Brainstorming for a new OSR game. Anyone up for some playtesting?
The LARP is gunna be LIT!
Come at me, ya filthy syrup sucking canuck. I’ve got mah rake ready, locked and loaded!
Seriously, thought, I have no idea who Baby Stewie was targeting with his exclusionary rhetoric. I’m the worst character in the OSR community, and I game down at the local nerd hatchery with all sorts of people. Democrats, foreigners, Chinamen, pinkos, chinkos, fags, traps, commies, ragheads, and once I’m pretty sure I even gamed with a Mick! So tolerant.
You square conformists don’t have anything to worry about in your dull, white, middle-class, gated communities. Your privilege keeps you safe, so long as you stick to the long and ever changing list of rules and requirements. So boring. The only ones who have to check their tongues at the table are we underground Merry Pranksters pasting “It’s Okay to Be White” stickers all over the campus steam tunnels during our LARP runs.
Boy do those get the local college RPG club’s knickers in a twist when they find them.
But bear in mind that the current crop of kids knows all the dog whistles. They know all the silent shivs and sly winks. You’d shit your lacy undergarments if you knew how many times fresh faced teens snapped their focus on me, wide eyed with shock, because one of the adults dropped a sly, winking reference to That Which Must Not Be Discussed, and did it in polite company. You’d panic if you understood that the kids are alt-right, and having grown up under the shadow of your forced conformity and mobs of harridan teachers and administrators, they’ve become adept at hiding in plain sight.
Just like old Uncle E. Reagan, who helps groom them along the dank paths of the seedy underbelly of the hobby.
You think you’ll outlast we happy few, we band of alt-right brothers. And you might. But we’ve got youthful rebellion on our side. The tighter you clench your fist, the more young minds slip through your grasp. You’re old. And you’re boring.
And the kids are alt-right.
You’re just too dumb to notice it.