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About The Alt-Right DM

At long last, a tall cool drink of alt-right water in the midst of a liberal and cuckservative desert. Inspired by the need for soldiers in the Culture War, E. Reagan Wright volunteered to stand up to the forces of progressivism before they complete their takeover of the once energetic, diverse and just plain fun hobby of role-playing games. A lone voice in the digital wilderness preaching to that quiet, right-wing remnant that has languished in the cold for years. E. Reagan Wright loves his Mom, guns, apple pie, football, and calling that lesser game by its rightful name - soccer.

Cultural Rot

Almost everything wrong with Girl D&D in a single tweet: One – the DM should not tell stories. He is a situational developer that adjudicates the resultant chaos when he turns his players loose on the terrain he has sculpted.  … Continue reading

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Alex Jones Was Right!

Anybody else kinda regret giving the satanic panic crowd such a hard time back in the Eighties? We mocked the stuffing out of those stodgy old bints.  Now that we’ve got real demons shitting up the place, maybe we sure … Continue reading

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Republican Up Your Next Module With This One Weird Trick

If you want to inject a little counter-cultural street cred into your next store-bought or independent module, have I got the trick for you.  Just replace all of the 1HD monsters with the following cretins: It’s also worth noting that … Continue reading

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Mmm, Gun Oil

It’s just a fad.  This too shall pass.  The mops will soon tire of D&D.  Without them the sociopaths (pic one related) will move on to a new and more lucrative subculture.  The locusts will eat the crops and move … Continue reading

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Alt(STAR)Hero Six – The Dar Something

The latest issue of Alt(Star)Hero dropped last week, and everything was so hectic I didn’t get a chance to review it.  Well, now I’ve got a chance and here’s a stunner for you – I liked it! Redshift in a … Continue reading

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Well That Sucked

Last night was a total bust. Short report today. My dungeon prep was useless.  Did you know that my “Mazes of Monsters” was just a few scribbled words on my shrink-wrapped copy of B/X?  Well, it isn’t shrink wrapped anymore.  … Continue reading

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Best Night Ever, Incoming

Tonight is going to be… The. Best. Game night. Ever. And that’s not just the Zylkene talking, because I took my last dose this morning and it’s wearing off. For some reason my notes for tonight’s adventure were shelved in the … Continue reading

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