Author Archives: The Alt-Right DM

About The Alt-Right DM

At long last, a tall cool drink of alt-right water in the midst of a liberal and cuckservative desert. Inspired by the need for soldiers in the Culture War, E. Reagan Wright volunteered to stand up to the forces of progressivism before they complete their takeover of the once energetic, diverse and just plain fun hobby of role-playing games. A lone voice in the digital wilderness preaching to that quiet, right-wing remnant that has languished in the cold for years. E. Reagan Wright loves his Mom, guns, apple pie, football, and calling that lesser game by its rightful name - soccer.

Waiting For the Bubble To Pop

What do you think?  Two years? Remember kids: Girl D&D is Fake D&D.  It’s a perversion of the wargame cake with RP frosting added in post-production.  It’s all frosting with a few crumbs to maintain the semblance of respectability.  That … Continue reading

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Lick My Dice Bag, Haterz

With year over year growth like this, we’re just five years away from becoming an overnight sensation. Thanks for sticking around, folks.  You make this all worth wasting my time. Have a great 2019! Remember, we’re only six months away … Continue reading

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Cuts Me To the Quick, It Does

Thanks to my excessive habit of self-love (pic below related) my eyesight grows dim.  My haunting of the Manly D&D blog comments has slowly devolved to the point that most of my contact with the Manly Man’s D&D Community comes via … Continue reading

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Me Talking to Normie D&D Fans

And some bonus fun for my yellow bellied baguette chokers.  Stand strong, mon Freres!

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Trash Takes Take the Cake

Geddaloada this weak-ass piping hot garbage fresh from the landfill: Ack?  One word and we’re already off to a childish start to some entitled Millennial dopery.  I’m going to need to change into a couple of different outfits to analyze … Continue reading

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An Alt(Star)Hero Six Cameo

When I heard the title, I got all twitterpated that my second ex-wife, Shontaytayniqua, was going to show up in the sixth title in the Alt(Star)Hero comics.  Then the well washed potato and creative Big Brain behind the project released the cover: Oh! … Continue reading

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I’m Outraged? Maybe? Little help?

Do any of you dorks know about The Dreams From Gary’s Basement?  It’s a Kickstarter making a documentary about Gary Gygax.  Funded to the tune of 400%.  It’s kind of nice that all these entryists who will abandon the hobby … Continue reading

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