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About The Alt-Right DM

At long last, a tall cool drink of alt-right water in the midst of a liberal and cuckservative desert. Inspired by the need for soldiers in the Culture War, E. Reagan Wright volunteered to stand up to the forces of progressivism before they complete their takeover of the once energetic, diverse and just plain fun hobby of role-playing games. A lone voice in the digital wilderness preaching to that quiet, right-wing remnant that has languished in the cold for years. E. Reagan Wright loves his Mom, guns, apple pie, football, and calling that lesser game by its rightful name - soccer.

LOL Whoo-ut?

The irony here is that Mikey wants to kick out the rules complexity people, when his version of the game requires a massive 320 page tome just for the players. Give me simple rules with infinite applications and I’m as … Continue reading

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AltStarHero: Avalon: Rulebreaker

Arkhaven drops another issue, the sixth so far for we happy comickal book fans smart enough not to go all in on Diversity and Cuck-mics. This here Freestartr (pour a Mountain Dew forty on the curb) project just keeps grinding … Continue reading

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Oh, Mikey!

Mike Mearls asked me what I thought of D&D. And you can too! I was going to have fun with this by just submitting a gag answer sheet, and I did: How could I not with jokes that write themselves.  … Continue reading

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D&D: The Numbers Game

In an odd bit of synchronicity, both Pits Perilous and The Tao of Crawling Up You Own D&D Ass, Intellectually Speaking ran photos of old timey groups of D&D players.  I include them here with full attribution: Notice anything unusual … Continue reading

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Psyberfrog: A Comickalgate Adventure

My water hath broken. My front hole has dilated all the way up to a Spinal Tappian eleven. My doulah hath run the warm bath and the breastfeeding gestapo are on stand-by to SWAT team my door at the merest … Continue reading

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My mind is awhirl with festering thoughts both sublime and satirical! Stay tuned, true believers, for the fevered swamps of my imagination are pregnant with the unholy flipper baby sired by twin masters.  The gamma waves of the universe shove … Continue reading

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Faction Play – The One True D&D

The hack behind Hack & Slash laid down some serious analytical analysis sussed from the moldering oldies.  Give On Gygax Design III a read for a solid Bryce’s Ten Inch Pole style reaming of old school goodness: Here’s another thing that’s … Continue reading

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