Tag Archives: d&d

Aw Yeah, That’s the Good Stuff

And not the “Lawful Good” stuff, either.  This is high quality writing coming at you.  (Last alignment post – none so blind as a horse you can’t make drink and all that – I promise.) Leave it to Cirsova to … Continue reading

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The Angry GM is a F%#king Coward

Get a load of this goofus. Hoo boy, where to start with this prize pig?  The chicken shit way he rages and swears…without actually swearing?  Nah, low hanging fruit.  Heh, fruit.  How apropos. Let’s start with the biggest difference between … Continue reading

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The Dungeon – Sesh 3

Another Saturday night, and I don’t got no…respect for writers who constantly fall back on song lyrics to start their blog posts.  That’s a cheap gimmick to establish false rapport and pad the word count using somebody else’s words.  Don’t … Continue reading

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Gay Shirt or Gayest Shirt

Hur dur, I’m such a tough DM.  *wheeze*  My players all *puffs on inhaler* fear what I’ll do to them *dabs sweaty brow with lace kerchief* next session. You are the dungeon master.  You don’t take sides.  You stand aloof and … Continue reading

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Trust Me…

This might hurt a little at first, but once you get used to it, it’s going to feel soooo good. Nothing in this world tastes as sweet as being Right.  I need to get the words, “I know, right?” tattooed … Continue reading

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Role-Playing Women

In my 30 years as a male exotic dancer, I like to think I’ve learned a few things about women. Doc Brown was a cuck.  Somebody get that old man a Red Pill, stat! Women like to think they are … Continue reading

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Gen Con’s 2017 Industry Insider Panel Analysis

GenCon, with an emphasis on the CON, released the list of “Industry Insiders” this year.  No surprise is a regular freak show of nobodies with a few serious contenders thrown in to lend a little bit of legitimacy to the … Continue reading

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