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My Nethercity Secrets

It finally, appropriately enough, came.  The long awaited and much anticipated Secrets of the Netherworld in all its glorious full color majesty arrived just in time for me to read it over my traditional Christmas dinner of Spam and powdered eggs … Continue reading

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Signs of Six

Bank on it, we’re getting a sixth edition in 2022. You know how I can tell? Because of this mess: Dungeons & Dragons Movie to Focus on the Eye of Vecna, Will Feature a Forgotten Realms Character Dungeons & Dragons … Continue reading

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Chosen Few – Not That Chosen, the other ones

Ever since he went full storygamer and sold his name to WotC to wear as a merkin over their version of NotD&D, the RPGpundit has fallen on hard times. He can’t abide by two things: 1. holding SJWs to their … Continue reading

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Shower Up, Rorshach

Kinda like this mop-style merch.  A subtle way to remind your players that cleanliness is next to Dear God, You’re Not Playing This Game Again If You Continue to Smell Like a Feminist’s Bong. Because, you see, smelly gamer jokes … Continue reading

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Alt Queero Drops a Deuce

And just like that, post a review of a not-Alt-Star-Hero book, and one drops into my lap like a full plate of Moons Over My Hammy when the Denny’s waitress is as drunk as the rest of the people in … Continue reading

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On Nick Foo Hentais

Go get ’em, big guy. And the sorts of smarty-pants who worry about Nick still sporting that blue check mark can take a gander at Roosh “Legalize Rape” V’s account and get wrecked.  Predicting the Nicker is a Lauran Southern … Continue reading

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Flying Spanx: The Comickal Book

Been a while since your friendly neighborhood basement dweller did his duty as a low-rent comickal book expert reader and recommender.  The Alt(Star)Hero line has been quiet, so let’s look at Jon Dealy Rose’s “Flying Sparklegirl“. It starts off with … Continue reading

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The 3d6 Grease Trap

Big fan of The Funnel here.  It’s a great way to weed out the unlucky 3d6ers to find the poor sod pigfarmer with enough fortune to survive a real dungeon delve but without enough fortune to not have to delve … Continue reading

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OmniGamists Rise Up

Words mean things. Shyeah, most of the world has been so steeped in modrenist thinking that they struggle to understand why we normal-sized brianed people insist on clear lines of communication.  They are enormous midwits who read Lewis Carroll and … Continue reading

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The Old School #Resistance

Hopalong Bradford makes a good point here: That’s right. The SJW Death Cult wants tabletop RPGs to be a reflection of r-selected psychology, with all the stupidity and degeneracy that entails, and manipulating how the normies see D&D is meant … Continue reading

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