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Any Sufficiently Advanced SJW

Is indistinguishable from a bot. I wasn’t going to talk about the NPC meme any more.  It’s gone totally mainstream and once that happens my hipster cred depends on sneering at it as last week’s fake news and something I … Continue reading

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Your Visual Input Activates My Friend Response

I see by the ampersand on your shirt that you also enjoy the acceptably niche hobby of Dungeons and Dragons.  Rebelling against sportsball enjoyment by observing others engage in this manner activates my pleasure response module.  Have you enjoyed the … Continue reading

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A Timely Meme

I feel a little bad about yesterday’s Boomer meme.  Busting on a show that hasn’t been relevant for over 30 years is a pretty low shot even by my anklebiting standards.  Have a much more topical meme to make up … Continue reading

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Butt Status: Still Hurt

Yeah, I’m still chapped about Shad’s ignorant bleatings about muh dernjerns and realizms.  So sue me. Female. Orc. Paladins. Srs bruh? Pick one.  That’s all you get.  I’m a reasonable guy – I’ll allow for female orcs*, even if the … Continue reading

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Dungeon Masters are Stupid

This video is so stupid.  Don’t watch it. A more accurate title would be “Stupid Dungeons are Stupid”, but that wouldn’t give Shad here the opening to reinvent the wheel and then feel smugly superior because HIS wheel is round unlike … Continue reading

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Old School Comedy

Member when comedy used to push boundaries and go places we weren’t supposed to go?  Funny how that stopped the moment decent people lost their grip on power and the disgusting blue-haired freaks and third world geeks stepped up to … Continue reading

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WTF, I Love FanFic Now!

Really?  Is that so?  Are you sure this is a road you want the world to take, Johnny Girl?  Because I ain’t interested in going through that door, but if you open it and rush on through…wew lad, I ain’t … Continue reading

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