Chosen Few – Not That Chosen, the other ones

Ever since he went full storygamer and sold his name to WotC to wear as a merkin over their version of NotD&D, the RPGpundit has fallen on hard times. He can’t abide by two things: 1. holding SJWs to their own rules, and 2. standing by while people make good points about D&D that diminish his syrup-sucking approach to the game.

Ok Perumer.

He’s old news and full brokeness. The #ChosenFew are the new hotness.

The DudeBros over at Jack’s Happy Ban Land who have been hammering away at the #EliteLevel and #WinningSecrets hashamatags are the best thing to happen to D&D since the OSR.  They bring an energy and casual disregard for the normal rules of engagement, a hilarious brand, and a toxically patriarchal approach to ye olden golden rule systems even when they disagree on which is the Real Elite edition. I’ve staked my claim to B/X, but the Firstest AD&D bros make a hard sell for their muscular version of the One Game to Rule Them All and In My Basement Bind Them.

Sure, you get quality shilling on a tag. Like this:

But you have to admit, this is funny enough that I could have come up with it.

The oily muscleman aesthetic is kryptonite to the unwashed leftwing fatties, and the refusal to take themselves too seriously provides an armor against the usual charges. You can tell they are feared by the way the only real opposition they face comes from limp noodles and pipe smokers from places that rhyme with You Are Gay. The usual Woke Brigade won’t go near these muscleheads because they know all too well what the inside of a locker looks like, and they know all too well that they’d just wind up stuffed into the internet’s locker if they tried anything.

Keep up the solid work, #ChosenFew, you’re doing the E.G.G. Man’s work.

About The Alt-Right DM

At long last, a tall cool drink of alt-right water in the midst of a liberal and cuckservative desert. Inspired by the need for soldiers in the Culture War, E. Reagan Wright volunteered to stand up to the forces of progressivism before they complete their takeover of the once energetic, diverse and just plain fun hobby of role-playing games. A lone voice in the digital wilderness preaching to that quiet, right-wing remnant that has languished in the cold for years. E. Reagan Wright loves his Mom, guns, apple pie, football, and calling that lesser game by its rightful name - soccer.
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1 Response to Chosen Few – Not That Chosen, the other ones

  1. The Mixed GM says:

    The #ChosenFew may disagree with us about the best version of D&D, but they do so with a twinkle in their eye and oil on their pecs. I’ll take their joyful ribbing over a 5E scold any day!


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