Shower Up, Rorshach

Kinda like this mop-style merch.  A subtle way to remind your players that cleanliness is next to Dear God, You’re Not Playing This Game Again If You Continue to Smell Like a Feminist’s Bong.soap.png

Because, you see, smelly gamer jokes never go out of style.  Gotta be honest, those are solid prices for a dice set, and for soap.  (I exclusively shop with my Fellow Whites at Whole Foods and Trader Joe’s.  I also have tender skin that requires the moisturizing care of artisanal cleaners.  And conditions.  So many rashes thanks to my stint in the Navy you wouldn’t believe it.)  To get both in one package is pretty sweet, and not just the smell.

About The Alt-Right DM

At long last, a tall cool drink of alt-right water in the midst of a liberal and cuckservative desert. Inspired by the need for soldiers in the Culture War, E. Reagan Wright volunteered to stand up to the forces of progressivism before they complete their takeover of the once energetic, diverse and just plain fun hobby of role-playing games. A lone voice in the digital wilderness preaching to that quiet, right-wing remnant that has languished in the cold for years. E. Reagan Wright loves his Mom, guns, apple pie, football, and calling that lesser game by its rightful name - soccer.
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