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You Thought Colorforms Was a Joke?

They laughed at me when I played with this set back in 1980, but who’s laughing now that WotC has a contest for best Colorformer, huh?  Sure maybe they laughed at me for being a high school junior playing with … Continue reading

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Psyberfrog: A Comickalgate Adventure

My water hath broken. My front hole has dilated all the way up to a Spinal Tappian eleven. My doulah hath run the warm bath and the breastfeeding gestapo are on stand-by to SWAT team my door at the merest … Continue reading

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Teaser Trailer Trash

Well ain’t that a kick in the kiwis?  My decision to hand out coupons for one free helicopter ride on Halloween didn’t go over so well with the local authorities.  And here I thought I was doing those little beggars … Continue reading

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A Man Ahead of His Time

Great rumblings stir deep within the ample and Taco Bell filled bowels of the comic book industry.  The Comic Book Powers that Be marshal their forces, eager to do anything in their power to force wrongthinking critics like Richard C. … Continue reading

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For Those Not On Gab.AI

What the hell is wrong with you?  By not following me on Gab.ai you are missing out on glorious memes like this one.  Get it now before some basic normie reskins this idea to make it more palatable to the … Continue reading

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Ultimate Victim, For Real This Time

It’s time.  My latest story-baby has been held upside down and its bottom smacked by Jeff Bezos.  You can now buy Ultimate Victim: Three Tales of the SJW Superhero direct from Amazon.com, including the origin story which left Uncanny Magazine literally speechless, … Continue reading

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I Love This Review – No Homo

That’s a lie – this review of Shitlord: The Triggering has a little homo:  the guy that wrote it.   SJW Rule One in action. (Explanation for the derplords.). Lie One:  It’s just barely touched Swords and Wizardry, which I used … Continue reading

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