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Ultimate Victim, For Real This Time

It’s time.  My latest story-baby has been held upside down and its bottom smacked by Jeff Bezos.  You can now buy Ultimate Victim: Three Tales of the SJW Superhero direct from Amazon.com, including the origin story which left Uncanny Magazine literally speechless, … Continue reading

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I Love This Review – No Homo

That’s a lie – this review of Shitlord: The Triggering has a little homo:  the guy that wrote it.   SJW Rule One in action. (Explanation for the derplords.). Lie One:  It’s just barely touched Swords and Wizardry, which I used … Continue reading

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Oh, Agony! O, ah-GO-kneeEEEeee!

The Ennies came out today, and once again the forces of Cultural Marxism show their true colors – yellow in the belly and blue in the balls – by denying the expected sweep of the awards by the groundbreaking, poingnant, … Continue reading

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Role-Playing Women

In my 30 years as a male exotic dancer, I like to think I’ve learned a few things about women. Doc Brown was a cuck.  Somebody get that old man a Red Pill, stat! Women like to think they are … Continue reading

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Coming Soon: Hugo Bait!

Roh-roh, Rorge Ahr Ahr Rahrtin! There’s a new fictioneer in town and he’s not leaving until he wins all the Hugos! It’s Hugo Season, and you know that means!  Time to lock up your kids, get out your XXXL cosplay, … Continue reading

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I Have Arrived!

Mike Glyer runs File770, a literary site for sci-fi and fantasy nerds like me.  It’s kind of a big deal.  He noticed my short story, “The Prolapsing Empire: An On-Schedule Story“, and even included a droll mention of it on … Continue reading

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Available Now! The Prolapsing Empire

Did you see what Amazon did to Vox Day?  It’s an outrage! Vox once posted a Hugo Delenda Est meme of mine on his blog, so I owe him my eternal gratitude and loyalty.  John Scalzi once wasted a few hours … Continue reading

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