The Old School #Resistance

2022 Update: Mark Hines is a giant gaping vagina who probably still wears a covid mask in the shower.

If you’re here because of his second-rate hit piece of a PhD scribble you should know that he’s also a hack and a fraud and a damn dirty liar. He has the audacity to refer to my sainted self as “ANONYMOUS” when my name is plastered all over this blog.  Ask yourself: If he can’t even find my name, how can you trust anything he says?

Particularly given the fact that his hit-piece accuses me – ME of all people – of politicizing D&D after twenty-five pages of whining about WotC not treating Chult with enough political correctness.

What a fag.

Anyway, back to the classics:

Hopalong Bradford makes a good point here:

That’s right. The SJW Death Cult wants tabletop RPGs to be a reflection of r-selected psychology, with all the stupidity and degeneracy that entails, and manipulating how the normies see D&D is meant to change the narrative of D&D. Control of the narrative is control of the culture, and culture is downstream from politics.

Great guy.  Great writer.  Go buy his book.

We’ve talked about it here at length and bracketed by gross-out humor, but he neatly sums everything up in two sentences.  Playing D&D the way Saint Gygax handed it down to us in the sacred texts isn’t just a better way to play the Greatest Game, it’s a better way to save indoor toilets.

Lose the game, lose the culture.  Lose the culture, lose western civilization.  Lose the civilization, lose the ability to take a dump without putting on your galoshes and a coat.  The Left knows this, but they’d rather rule over a cholera choked wasteland than serve in a toilet paper paradise.

It really is that simple.

Strike a blow for Christendom.  Run any version of D&D published before 1989.