Have you ever asked yourself that? Well, great news, you walking soporific, you don’t just have to play fifth edition to find the answer to this question, because now D5D has an official comic book!
Oh, you hard bitten skeptic, you don’t think it could possibly be that bad, do you? Feast on the soul-poison and despair!
Remember when Gygax made that joke about “Papers and Paychecks” way back in 1979? Wasn’t that hilarious?
I’m not even going to provide the link. It’s just another stale-ass relationship webcomic dressed up in D&D garb and slapped with a Dark Horse logo and felated by a fawning press to make it seem legit. From what I hear at the D5D tables down to the local friendly nerdery, it’s a pretty good approximation of the latest version of D&D. Most of what I see these days are people LARPing as tabletop RPG gamers – it’s like the Inception-pocalypse out there, people. Pray for me as I seek to convert the heathens to Big Boy D&D where the most important relationship is your character’s sword being introduced to an orc’s lower intestine and introducing said lower intestines to the floor.