This is my funniest post of the year, and I don’t even have to write anything. Uncanning Magazine is seriously running an issue full of stories written by people with extra chromosomes! Gah! I would have pitched something*.
I can’t tell you how disappointed I am not to be included in this. If only they had read my submission (White Privilege, the SJW Superhero) before closing submissions, Uncleknee Magazine would have known that I am completely retarded in every way. It’s true – you can ask anybody at the group home where I lived for a few weeks. They’ll tell you, “Unnnghggnn, mmmrrrrghgnnn muh guh mug guh. I love Pathfinderrrrrghkg blur blub gknegn.” Then they’ll rub their sausage hands through your hair while smelling of tartar sauce.
Just like me!
Anyway, I backed it using my Clark Kent Kickstarter account, because supporting my next publisher is super important. I’ll give you the link to the Kickstart-her, though, because they don’t give it to you at the UM website. (Sigh.) And this is going to be great. You should support Uncancan Magazine today!
*My years in prison taught me it’s better to be a pitcher than a catcher.