Guys. It’s time. This week and this week only Uncanny Magazine is accepting submissions. They love diversity like Londoners love getting run over by trucks to show how tolerant they are, so I gave the editors some diversity of thought for consideration. I’m so excited I could just burst.
Oh, but the email submissions don’t work. The story I submitted about the most diversest super-heroine ever got an auto-response and a pointer to a different website. Once you upload there, you’ll have to get in line – my submission was number 185 in the queue (that means “line” for my friends across the pond), and I feel really bad for the 184 chumps whats gonna get passed by as they race to read my submission. It’s going to zip right through the slush pile, onto the editor’s desk, and cause a stogie to be pulled out of a mouth so it can yell, “Stop the presses! We got a live one here!”
I can feel it!
Aw Bullwinkle, that trick never works! But maybe this will…