Those Who Dynamite History

Get to re-write it!

“For far too long tabletop gaming has been a [normal] hobby that lacked representation of women and minorities and women minorities, and we here at the Gen Con Industry Inside-Her Panel are here to correct the glaring mistakes of the past.”

Meanwhile, 27 years ago:

1990

Meanwhile, 28 years ago:

1989

Meanwhile, 37 years ago:

1980

It’s a good thing those knowledgeable industry insiders are here to set the RPG hobby on the right path.  All they had to do was not know dick about it, and now they can do things that have never been done before.  We’ve always been at war with Oceania, don’t you know?

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About The Alt-Right DM

At long last, a tall cool drink of alt-right water in the midst of a liberal and cuckservative desert. Inspired by the need for soldiers in the Culture War, E. Reagan Wright volunteered to stand up to the forces of progressivism before they complete their takeover of the once energetic, diverse and just plain fun hobby of role-playing games. A lone voice in the digital wilderness preaching to that quiet, right-wing remnant that has languished in the cold for years. E. Reagan Wright loves his Mom, guns, apple pie, football, and calling that lesser game by its rightful name - soccer.
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2 Responses to Those Who Dynamite History

  1. The Mixed GM says:

    Is the panel really called the “Inside Her” panel?

    Is this some sort of hookup panel? All the ladies pick out which of the beta schlubs that show up at the panel to have sex with? Do they decide who to sleep with based on the nerdiest pick-up line?

    “Hey baby, I want to explore your Underdark”

    “Want to see my long sword +3, +69 versus the ladies?”
    But seriously, wasn’t the sample character in Moldvay Basic a female fighter? Representation of women has always existing in RPGs…from the beginning. I am not some grognard that has been playing since the 70s and even I know that! What is their excuse?

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  2. The Alt-Right DM says:

    That’s what I call it, because it’s the only explanation for most of the bints ‘earning’ a place at the table. It sure ain’t for their working credits! A big chunk of the big chunks bellying up to the mic have E. Reagan Wright levels of accomplishments. “Um, like, I totally have a blog and wrote a self-published political tract disguised as an RPG. I’m an insider! Grrl power, tee hee!”

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