Gen Con’s 2017 Industry Insider Panel Analysis

GenCon, with an emphasis on the CON, released the list of “Industry Insiders” this year.  No surprise is a regular freak show of nobodies with a few serious contenders thrown in to lend a little bit of legitimacy to the affair.  No surprise E. Reagan didn’t make the cut again, what with my still packing a large caliber weapon below the belt rather than a silky smooth holster.  (Next year! *crosses fingers*).

Based on the wafer thin justifications for the presence of so many zero-rep ladies of the dice on this table, it’s clear that once again it should really be called the Industry Inside-Her table.  That’s the only plausible explanation for the inclusivity of bloggers and accountants as Guests of Honor.  (Or is that Guests of On-Her?)

In the spirit of the thing, let’s just take a little peeky-peek and run a bit of analysizzle on this year’s top list of top flight RPG social media elites.  Unlike most blogs, we’re going to run down the list based on what REALLY counts!

There you have it, folks!  As long as people are going to make sex an important part of this decision making process – and the most important part if the press is anything to go by – this is the natural sort of analysis.