Gen Con’s 2017 Industry Insider Panel Analysis

GenCon, with an emphasis on the CON, released the list of “Industry Insiders” this year.  No surprise is a regular freak show of nobodies with a few serious contenders thrown in to lend a little bit of legitimacy to the affair.  No surprise E. Reagan didn’t make the cut again, what with my still packing a large caliber weapon below the belt rather than a silky smooth holster.  (Next year! *crosses fingers*).

Based on the wafer thin justifications for the presence of so many zero-rep ladies of the dice on this table, it’s clear that once again it should really be called the Industry Inside-Her table.  That’s the only plausible explanation for the inclusivity of bloggers and accountants as Guests of Honor.  (Or is that Guests of On-Her?)

In the spirit of the thing, let’s just take a little peeky-peek and run a bit of analysizzle on this year’s top list of top flight RPG social media elites.  Unlike most blogs, we’re going to run down the list based on what REALLY counts!

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There you have it, folks!  As long as people are going to make sex an important part of this decision making process – and the most important part if the press is anything to go by – this is the natural sort of analysis.

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At long last, a tall cool drink of alt-right water in the midst of a liberal and cuckservative desert. Inspired by the need for soldiers in the Culture War, E. Reagan Wright volunteered to stand up to the forces of progressivism before they complete their takeover of the once energetic, diverse and just plain fun hobby of role-playing games. A lone voice in the digital wilderness preaching to that quiet, right-wing remnant that has languished in the cold for years. E. Reagan Wright loves his Mom, guns, apple pie, football, and calling that lesser game by its rightful name - soccer.
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4 Responses to Gen Con’s 2017 Industry Insider Panel Analysis

  1. MishaBurnett says:

    Bravo. Finally a commentary on the GenCon panelist issue that makes real sense.

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  2. searchingfordragonsblog says:

    Yay? Who the hell are 95% of these people? Where’s the fat men with beards that made this shit happen? At Garycon…

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  3. The Alt-Right DM says:

    I sure hope GaryCon is explicitly right-wing, or its days are numbered. Pretty soon it’ll all be rainbow haired antifa types braying at the moon, too.

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  4. searchingfordragonsblog says:

    Well, Jayson Elliot of New TSR was there. He must be scouting for the clip-haired, mean-faced, spectacled nuisances.

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