The Old Reacharound

I owe The Mixed GM a solid.  He’s my enabler.  You know those two obnoxious kids that used to sit in the back of the class and goad each other into ever greater heights of foolishness, always trying to outdo each other?  Through the magic of the internet, we found each other – two halves of a shitlord soul bound together in mutual disrespect for the unspoken rules of decorum.

Now the circle is complete, and the student has become the master.  His Demons in Space is truly a thing of beauty.  Witness,

Let me be frank with you. Don’t bother creating a complex backstory for your character. Your characters will probably die quite a few times and you will need to create a new one. If you need help with characterization, pick three traits at random from the chart below.

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This might just be the single greatest jiu-jitsu move in RPG trollery* mine old soon-to-be-woman eyes have ever witnessed.  Do you see what he did there?  He took that bingo bastard and tai chi’ed it like a boss.  He grabbed the insult, embraced it, and through it right back in their fishlip bemouthed faces.  That’s some masterful gamesmanship right there, boy, I tell you what.

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This is going to take a while.  We’re going to read through XXX a little bit at a time.  I’ve begun to delve into its secrets, and had to pull back after a brief excursion.  As I studied it’s layered genius, I soon became aware that it was studying me back. It touched me in a bad place, and whispered secrets to me that made me desire its touch.  For my own sake, I had to punch abort and eject out lest the void claim my soul for its own.

More to follow once my hands stop shaking and the night terrors ease up a little.

 

*Hey, have I mentioned lately that I’m transitioning?  Because I totes am!  Soon I’ll have a faux-gina, and this will be the odds on favorite for the SJW voting bloc.  It’s too late for the Hog-O’s, but the Dragon Awards are coming up, and no doubt the fat fingers of the SJW landwhales are even now scouring gamerdom for the appropriate candidate they can use to signal their virtue.  Shitlord was written by a girl, and these days we all know the best women were born men.  Look at Olympic world record holder Katie Jenner, or soon to be Senator Brianna “Moon Rocks” Wu.

Well, Shitlord was written by the Mister Garrity of the RPG set.  Stick that on your ballot and vote it!

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About The Alt-Right DM

At long last, a tall cool drink of alt-right water in the midst of a liberal and cuckservative desert. Inspired by the need for soldiers in the Culture War, E. Reagan Wright volunteered to stand up to the forces of progressivism before they complete their takeover of the once energetic, diverse and just plain fun hobby of role-playing games. A lone voice in the digital wilderness preaching to that quiet, right-wing remnant that has languished in the cold for years. E. Reagan Wright loves his Mom, guns, apple pie, football, and calling that lesser game by its rightful name - soccer.
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3 Responses to The Old Reacharound

  1. The Mixed GM says:

    Thank you for the reacharound! I am not sure if I have made this clear, but after I saw Shitlord: The Triggering, I was inspired to create. If this game is good, you deserve some of the credit. If it sucks…well… I hope it doesn’t!

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  2. Dude…ette, come back to twitter. I only stayed because you during the first few weeks. You should come by, smoke some cigarettes with us, or something.

    The meme war is won, the shitlords triumphed. Come, celebrate with us by arguing over ignorant shit like:
    ‘Hard Sci-Fi’

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    • The Alt-Right DM says:

      I would love to, but I have been declared anathem by atJack. I am unclean and have been purged for my heresies against the Narrative. He cannot allow crimethink like, D&D5e sucks, to proliferate upon his sacred pro-pedophile grounds.

      And Hard sci-fi? Nuh uh. No sir. I’ll let them whack off my literal tallywagger for virtue signalling purposes, but I’m not sticking my metaphorical dick in THAT meatgrinder.

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