Ere the red dawn rises!
In honor of the ascension of the Bronze Emperor to the Cherry Blossom Throne in Rome on the Potomac, I have knocked 30% off the price of Shitlord: The Triggering. This is the game too hot for One Book Shelf, and now you can get it for just a hair over two bucks. That’s less than 18 bits.
The hard copy is also 30% off today, so instead of the entirely reasonable price of $14.88, you can get your chubby fingers on a copy for less than $10.50. At that price you’re taking food out of my kids mouths, but as a supporter of freedom, America, and the Don, you deserve the discount more than they deserve to be free of the pain of rickets. Can’t make America Great Again without breaking a few eggs or starving a few kids, amirite?
In all seriousness, though, we’re talking about a fully playable fantasy RPG that is chock-a-block full of references to all your favorite monsters of the left. Even if you never play this thing, you’ll get more chuckles out of the two bucks you spend here than you would from an entire Amy Schumer career – a low bar to be sure, but you get my point. And even if you never play Shitlord: The Triggering, you’ll still find a fair few new ideas suitable for use in your own RPG campaigns.
So buy your copy today, and then get your freedom loving butts down to the polls for some lever pulling and vote count oversight. We all know Hillary never met a law she couldn’t break and her crew will be working overtime to break as many election laws as possible today. Don’t you worry about that, tho, true believers, you’re Uncle Reagan is on the case – there’s at least one polling station where everybody knows that any chicanery will spell ring-a-ding-ding for the bozos involved.
I didn’t get these scraped raw knuckles from walking like Harambe (God rest his soul), you know!