Shocking News From EnWorld!

The RPG community was recently stunned by the shocking revelation that people still visit EnWorld.

EnWorldWhen asked for comment, several attendees stopped cluttering up their twitter feeds with pictures of fat nerdy chicks in ill-conceived skimpy costumes to respond, “The hell?  Why would anyone get RPG information from a forum?  Do they need to update their links on their Myspace page or something?”  They then snort-laughed and shoved their taped glasses to the bridge of their nose with one delicate finger.

RPG Hero Tenkar of Tenkars Tavern – one of those places for solid RPG info presented in a format that isn’t a decade out of date – recently reported that  EnWorld’s Sean “Me Ruv You Rong Time!” Fannon has as much as admitted that, “it’s a fine, fuzzy line between news, promotion, and outright advertising”.  Except for, you know, all those laws and regulations that require content providers, news sources, and reviewers to make a clear distinction between those things.

Now, this post isn’t meant to beat up on Sean “No Brack Snake” Fannon – his pimp charges extra for the rough stuff – so much as it is an excuse to make it clear that the Alt-Right DM has never and will never taken any cash for any of his recommendations.  Oh sure, he’d take a free product or two as a review copy, but…

You did see the part where I’m the Alt-Right DM, right?  A yuuuge part of the alt-right is accepting truth, even when said truth is uncomfortable or accepting that truth means an ignominious ouster from the a public square that prefers pretty little lies to God’s honest truth.  You think we all like the implications of Human Biodiversity or the fact that decades of accommodating outsiders who refuse to check their tribal identity at the porous borders?  Heck no!  We’d love to live a comfortable life like the rest of the sleepy eyed cuckservatives, forever snuggled up tight and clutching our suicidal principles like good little tools of the Rothschilds.  That’d be pretty sweet, but we love the truth more than comfort.

And that, to bring this tangent back around to the circle, is why any review you read on this blog – good or bad – will be the truth as the Alt-Right DM sees it.  Oh, and every time you read a review here, the Alt-Right DM will make it plain and clear exactly what he got from whom, so you can decide for yourself if your host’s views are tainted.

The Alt-Right DM will also clearly indicate when he ever receives payments from a company to serve as their spokes hole.  He may be a sell-out (and a cheap one, too – nudge nudge), but he’s an honest sell-out.

He will even tell you that he has a vested financial interest when he shills for Shitlord: The Triggering (coming soon!), the greatest steaming pile of RPG product ever pinched out on the lawn. Not that he should have to, his name is right there on the cover, after all.  If you don’t have brain cells enough to figure out that he’s whoring for his own product, then maybe you’d be more comfortable looking at this picture of a cat with a birthday cake:


About The Alt-Right DM

At long last, a tall cool drink of alt-right water in the midst of a liberal and cuckservative desert. Inspired by the need for soldiers in the Culture War, E. Reagan Wright volunteered to stand up to the forces of progressivism before they complete their takeover of the once energetic, diverse and just plain fun hobby of role-playing games. A lone voice in the digital wilderness preaching to that quiet, right-wing remnant that has languished in the cold for years. E. Reagan Wright loves his Mom, guns, apple pie, football, and calling that lesser game by its rightful name - soccer.
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